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Captain Fishsticks had found out that Commissar Mango and Major Cipher have been having sexual intercourse. He saw them as heretics, traitors and enemies and went to the kitchen to kill them or as he said "purge." I was notified and the 2nd came to the scene, attempting to resolve the situation. It was there where I crippled Fish badly, before he escaped in his ship: The Executioner. In his escape, I blew up his engine. He then came back, leading to Raptor shooting him, and I took his barely alive body to a field, and crucified it. Once he was on the cross, I made an example of him. Before lighting the cross on fire and sending him to eternal damnation. Once that was done, his ship bombed and almost killed me though an airstrike. He was dragged to hell as I was rushed to medbay by Colonel Kerminator. Cipher repaired me, and due to this he will receive 4x his original funding, maybe even a promotion. I need a new body, as well as a new flagship, secondary flagship for kerm, capital city, fleet, battalions of men, a load of titans and a will to live. Tango Uniform-8271 Signing off.